10 Hilarious Tweets Every Parent Can Relate To
Sometimes kids can be the cutest and precious things in the world, and at others, they can be the little spawn of the devil. They get too much for parents, and the only solution for them is to vent out their feelings through tweets.
Here are 10 hilarious tweets every tired parent can relate to!
1 Keep your kids away from granola bars
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 3, 2014
Anything and everything can become a weapon for them.
2 Addiction to coffee
Before kids: "Oh I don't drink coffee"
1 kid: "I'll have one cup, lots of cream & sugar"
2 kids: "THE WHOLE POT BLACK YES I KNOW IT'S HOT"
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 16, 2016
No parent can survive without coffee. Those who don’t drink it are lying.
3 Kids can get too philosophical
Me: Harry Potter can use magic to fix his glasses.
6-year-old: Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?
Me: *questions everything I know*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 10, 2017
We didn’t really think it through, did we?
4 No filter world
In case you were wondering, the loudest sound in the world is my kid screaming, "Are you pooping?!?" in a public restroom.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) March 19, 2016
Parenting leads to immunity to embarrassing moments like these.
5 Honest creatures
Me: Did you have a good day at school?
6-year-old: That's not how school works.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2017
Well we want our kids to be honest.
6 Ruining Sexy Time
My wife grabbed my butt last night, not to be sexy, but because she was checking a diaper in her dreams. We've been parents for too long.
— La Guardia Cross (@LaGuardiaCross) September 4, 2017
Happens to the best of us.
7 Parenting is tough
What I thought I would say as a parent:
"You are going to change the world."
What I say as a parent:
"Stop licking the window."
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 2, 2017
Ruining your dreams of a prodigy child.
8 Sleep cycle changes completely
I never knew how long it took a human to fall asleep until I had kids. In case you're wondering it's 2 hours, 3 cups of water, & 18 books.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 31, 2016
Maybe some sleeping pills will help.
9 Weird ways to bond
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
Communication is key.
10 It’s hard to please them
My toddler woke up upset because he couldn't find his glasses, but what really set him off was when I told him he doesn't even wear glasses.
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) July 31, 2015