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We’ve heard some really crazy stories about The Beatles. However, this one indeed takes the cake! Paul McCartney recalls that he and John Lennon used to “pleasure” themselves in front of each other. And when I say “pleasure”, I don’t mean scratching the backs. It’s more like, ‘shaking hands with the milkman’, or ‘boxing the one-eyed champ’. You know what I mean, right?
Paul McCartney opens up about his ‘hand to gland combat’ with John Lennon
Honestly, I just can’t get enough of these euphemisms. They’re just too good! But, we have to get back to the news. In an interview with GQ, Paul McCartney recalls how this event of him masturb*ting with John Lennon actually went through:
What it was, was over at John’s house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying—I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything—we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturb*ting, so we all did.
Now, the 5 people were John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and 3 of Lennon’s friends. Of course, they didn’t just rough up the suspect without any motivation for each other. McCartney said that everyone would shout out names of relevant inspirations while they were masturb*ting:
We were just, ‘Brigitte Bardot!’ ‘Whoo!’, and then everyone would thrash a bit more.”
And John being John often shouted out some crazy names to rile everyone up:
“I think it was John sort of said, ‘Winston Churchill!’
It might have happened more than once…
What’s even more interesting is that this group jackin’ of the beanstalk might not just be a one-off incident. Paul McCartney further said:
I think it was a one-off, or maybe it was like a two-off. It wasn’t a big thing. But, you know, it was just the kind of thing you didn’t think much of. It was just a group. Yeah, it’s quite raunchy when you think about it. There’s so many things like that from when you’re a kid that you look back on and you’re, ‘Did we do that?’ But it was good harmless fun. It didn’t hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot.
But, if you thought that’s the only crazy thing they did together, then you are sadly mistaken. Paul McCartney also mentioned how George Harrison lost his virginity in front of The Beatles. And then, there’s that infamous story about The Beatles “Sandwich“, when all four of them lied on top of each other to stay warm in cold winter without a heater. But, I personally think, that this group masturb*ting story takes the cake by a mile.