If you’re not familiar with Chrissy Teigen and her witty humor, you’re in for a treat! Wife to singer John Legend and a mother to her kids, Luna and Stephen, she never fails to make us laugh. Here is a collection of some of her most hilarious and relatable tweets!
1. When she had random thoughts.
I’m not normally this type of person but I’m feeling a lot of ghosts around my house lately
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 30, 2020
2. When Chrissy Teigen needed validation like every one of us.
I know you're trying to be mean but I really needed this today so thank u https://t.co/lLdk14e6pr
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 9, 2019
3. When she couldn’t hold back.
this is not my house. that isn't real food. how rich and old do u think we are
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 28, 2020
4. When Chrissy Teigen knew her flaws.
how i describe anything, confusing everyone around me https://t.co/LtioaBwSgz
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 28, 2020
5. When she shared our love for Ellen.
the Grammy (or 11) won’t make her love you more – it’s just a bonus. we love you, @TheEllenShow. https://t.co/fQP3cLaZJ3
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 28, 2020
6. When she had the same random questions we have.
if eating salty stuff at night makes you puffy in the morning why doesn’t sugar make you fit and contoured
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 26, 2020
7. When Chrissy Teigen had the same star-struck reaction we’d probably have if we meet Robert De Niro.
I told Robert De Niro I didn’t like watching movies https://t.co/vSnjlMwW1t
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 26, 2020
I don’t know why. I DO like watching movies. I don’t know why I told him that.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 26, 2020
8. When she gave us the best tips.
I think the reason I don’t go out very much is because it leaves less room for me to feel bad about something I said or did the next day. You can’t be annoying or dumb if no one ever gets to hang out with you!! These are my tips. Yes I’ve seen therapists why do you ask
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 26, 2020
9. When she had to do a lot to fit into a dress.
I have been doing a lot to fit into the dress and would like to get tomorrow over with because a bitch is CRANKY for gravy
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 26, 2020
10. When Chrissy Teigen was tired of being around people.
my dream is to go on a carnival cruise but with literally no other people
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 19, 2020
11. When she didn’t care what the world thought of her husband.
the sexiest man alive just made me a ham sandwich
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 13, 2019
12. When she had some crazy late-night cravings.
I bring up two peeled eggs with me since I wake up so hungry in the night. Do u know how gross it is to eat hard eggs in the night
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 5, 2019
13. When she understood how real cousin crushes are. (for some people)
my favorite day is the day after thanksgiving, when I twitter search the words "hot cousin" and see all the people who have crushes on their cousins
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 15, 2019
14. When she was done with her zit.
please stop doubting my two year zit. it only makes him more powerful pic.twitter.com/CmN4hML8o8
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 6, 2019
15. When her daughter proved she was Chrissy Teigen’s daughter.
I just tried to have a talk with Luna and said “hey. I just want you to know that you’re a really awesome daughter. I’m so lucky” and she said “what if my name was poo poo pee pee”
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 14, 2019
16. When she didn’t have any boundaries.
I didn't date much. I moved in with people. like hello, I live here now. this is how John ended up in this situation
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 21, 2019
17. When Teigen was as frustrated as we sometimes get.
IS THERE A WAY TO GET RID OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN VOICENOTE BUTTON I ACCIDENTALLY CLICK EVERY 10 SECONDS AND NEVER WANT TO USE pic.twitter.com/HInEHCW29D
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 18, 2019
18. When she worried about the real things.
the hamster has finally figured out her wheel. is it possible for her to exercise too much? should I take the wheel out sometimes? I’m worried she’s about to start a fitness instagram
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 14, 2019
19. When she just wanted to talk about her face mask.
Me, wearing face mask. Flight attendant: “are you gonna be like this all night?” Me: “yes!! It’s the best mask ever. From Korea. Collagen! Ugh it’s called….Let me get the package out of the trash so you can see ok one sec” flight attendant: “no I just mean like, awake”
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 13, 2019
20. When Chrissy Teigen did a stupid thing and knew it.
I accidentally emailed 2 entire schools asking who Luna’s boy-friend is instead of just her teachers because she doesn’t know his name.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 12, 2019
21. When she had the same medical questions we do.
just took a probiotic and an antibiotic. does this mean I am taking…nothing?
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 7, 2019
22. When Chrissy Teigen knew the real deal.
I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 18, 2019
