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Trisha Paytas Married A Freaking Cutout Of Brad Pitt

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Facepalm. Hi guys, look in the mirror and say out loud “Yes We Were Right, She Married A Freaking Cut Out”. Boy, I am so not surprised at all. For once in our life, Jason Nash’s ex-girlfriend Trisha Paytas did not disappoint us. We knew there was no guy in her life, and there was really no guy in her life. Wow, now that the mystery is over, I want her signature kitchen floor video for one last time before she shifts to her new house. I want her crying on her floor and tell everyone how Brad Pitt cutout divorced her for ditching him during Criss Angel show.

Fight Club Part 2 : Trisha Paytas & Brad Pitt

Trisha Paytas just uploaded her wedding Vlog and yeah, well the groom is handsome AF even in the cutout form. We have already seen her bridal dress and whatever she did after the wedding. However, this is the first time we are seeing her groom. Trisha Paytas’ husband, Brad Pitt, is parked against a post, with additional support by Trisha’s sister who can be seen standing behind the Brad Pitt cutout. And it is understable since it could not stand right on his own because (a) it is a freaking cutout and (b) it is marrying Trisha Paytas.

The Height Of Overacting & Fake Tears

Trisha Paytas can be seen shedding fake tears, fake happy tears, overacting and pretending to be overwhelmed as she marries the man of her dreams. Just wondering, who wrote her wedding vows.

No wonder her friends skipped the wedding. And yeah, no wonder she preferred marrying the cutout of Brad Pitt instead of Keenu Reeves. Everything would have looked better if only she managed practicing the whole script before shooting the scene. Have to agree though, she was acting better towards the end of the video. Even her sister can be seen giving WTF looks when she was allowed to sit back on a seat and stop supporting the cutout. Worst prank ever.
Well, I am going to see what Jason Nash is uploading now. You guys go ahead with whatever you were doing.

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