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6 Things You Didn’t Know About Donald Trump

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Donald Trump has always been much of a question mark but for all those who finally got to know what an absurd piece of shit he is; here are 6 things to burst your bubble!

 

1 Donald Trump is an emigrant

Donald Trump is an emigrant
Source: Newsweek

I think we’ve figured out why he hates emigrants so much; his mom Mary Anne herself was a Scottish emigrant. Oh, how we wish she had never migrated!

2 There exists a Trump World Tower

There exists a Trump World Tower
Source: Elegant Real Estate

Trump World Tower was built as part of a project for the President’s wealthy real estate developer father and it used to be the tallest building of the world at one time and how we dearly wish that our President jumped right off the 90th floor. Sigh.

3 Donald Trump married a model

Donald Trump married a model
Source: wikipedia

Trump’s ex wife was an Olympic skier as well as a model. Whereas he has a sagging orange body and the only sport he does is confuse the whole world with his constant sea of bullshit tweets. Don’t know how they got together.

4 Donald Trump is an author

Donald Trump is an author
Source: Amazon

You must have been wondering who lets a fool with a mental age of 6 publish their books but well, he has several books to his name including ‘The Art of the Deal’.What a nightmare all of these books must be.

5 Trump is the wealthiest president of the US

Trump is the wealthiest president of the US
Source: wikimedia

Trump lives to be the richest president the United States has ever seen. In fact, his net wealth currently estimates to $3.1 billion. So, it’s very obvious that money cannot buy everything, like wisdom or you know, just common sense.

6 Trump has always attracted trouble

Trump has always attracted trouble
Source: flickr

I think he has a thing for trouble that goes along way down because his parents had to move him to military academy because he just could not behave at school too.

 

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